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| The first rule of fight club is you do not talk about fight club. |
| The second rule of fight club is you do not talk about fight club. |
| Third rule of fight club, someone yells "Stop!", goes limp, taps out, the fight is over. |
| Fourth rule, only two guys to a fight. |
| Fifth rule, one fight at a time, fellas. |
| Sixth rule, no shirt, no shoes. |
| Seventh rule, fights will go on as long as they have to. |
| And the eighth and final rule, if this is your first night at fight club, you have to fight. |
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| You're not your job. |
| You're not how much money you have in the bank. |
| You're not the car you drive. |
| You're not the contents of your wallet. |
| | You're not the f*ck*ng khakis. |
| You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world. |
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